I am a buxom brunette. Yes! I have bodacious tatas! People are mesmerized by them. Men ogle them. Women stare at them. Friends talk about them. My boyfriend can't keep his hands off them. This blatant behavior for my breasts is making me berserk. What is so fasicinating about my two mounds of flesh? To me they're a nuisance. I can't find a bathing suit that fits them. The weight of them hurts my back. Finding bras that offer support and comfort earlier this year was an ordeal. My gosh!
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You know why they are called jugs - because milk is served in a Jug.
One might regard jugs as analogous to wine bottles. The sizes of wine bottles have some fascinating names, depending on the volume.
Piccolo is 0.2 litres (poor girl)
Standard is 0.75 litres
Jeroboam is 3 litres
Methuselah is 6 litres
Actually, I think wine bottle sizes would be good names to use for bra sizes.
wow.. it's so self explanatory.
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